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Rest stops and photo ops for when you are on the road. "Your Online Guide to Offbeat Attractions."

Not to be missed. Home of the Official Institute of Cheer, "where old pop culture is subjected to our patented Re-Ironization Process, and converted into chipper, spiffy, feather-light postmodern commentary on commercial culture. "

The truth is out there! Click on icon or make sure to check out the 1957 spaghetti harvest film.

Speaking of pasta, we are dying to go to this restaraunt.

And listen to some fine classical music from Opera Baby while you are dining.

Marlys is the ultimate model for Brian's fabulous life. Check out the comic section which is updated weekly. Click here for a picture of Brian with Lynda Barry, the creator of Marlys (She is even more vertically challenged than Brian!)

Do you remember the great era of truth and beauty in commerce?

Some of the best TV has ever offered.

In these uncertain economic times, one should never forget the everlasting values of real estate (or a good hair spray). Here is a wonderful opportunity! Among the requirements: "Possess strong Christian (Baptist) morals; G.O.P. (God's Own Party) Member and active Republican. No fence riders. You must believe that LIEberals are of Satan and that when the Rapture comes all DEMONcrats will be left behind..."

And some words of edification from our commander in chief, putting education (his own) first.

Stamp out turpitude with the goddess of cleanliness.